One Day You’ll Find that I Have Gone

Back in May, I wrote that Kenny and I had intended to keep our itinerary for our Guatemala/Belize trip somewhat flexible — and then we ended up booking hotels for almost every night of the trip a few weeks before we left. We’re doing better at being spontaneous for Vietnam and Cambodia. We leave in less than a week, and so far we’ve reserved two things:

  1. Our first hotel (in Hanoi).
  2. A two-day cruise on Halong Bay. Ordinarily I’d wait to book tours, but everyone on the TripAdvisor Vietnam Forum raved about this particular boat and urged that it was necessary to book in advance.

In fact, I’m not even sure where we’ll be headed after Halong Bay. I have a loose itinerary sketched out, but we want to keep quite a bit of flexibility in it so that we can reroute based on weather. There are a few places we’d like to visit in the central coast, but November-December is apparently the rainy season there, which could jeopardize our beach time. We’ll try to do as Paul intended and follow the sun.

There are Oceans and Waves and Wires Between Us

Kenny and I have been planning a winter break trip to Vietnam and Cambodia (and by planning, I mean that we bought plane tickets back in June. Aside from that, we haven’t done much). But lately it seemed that forces were conspiring against us and our trip. (Warning: this is a long story. I won’t be offended if you don’t read it. But I’ve told it verbally so many times now I thought I might as well write it down).

Although Vietnam has been attempting to stimulate its growing tourism industry, they have yet to abolish the visa requirement for most countries (rumor has it this will happen in a few years). Applying for a Vietnam visa in the US involves sending your passport to the embassy in Washington, D.C., along with an application, a money order to cover the visa fee (no personal checks accepted), and a postage pre-paid return envelope. While I was a bit apprehensive about sending our passports through the postal system, there didn’t seem to be any better alternatives, and none of our friends who had done the same had experienced any issues. So off they went to the office in D.C., with visa fees to cover two multiple-entry visas (twice the price of single-entry; we need these for our side trip to Cambodia).

Processing of our applications was actually quite expedient, and less than two weeks later, Kenny arrived home from work to find our passports in our mailbox. There was only one problem, that I noticed when he showed me our passports with newly minted visas later that evening — we had been issued single-entry visas instead of multiple-entry.

We spent the next several days trying to reach the Vietnamese embassy by telephone and email. They are only open for a subset of normal business hours (EST), they take a break for lunch, and even when they are open the line is often busy. When Kenny finally got through, he explained the situation and was instructed to send our passports back to D.C. with a note explaining the mistake and another pre-paid return envelope. I wrote a letter and we sent them back the next day, this time with Delivery Confirmation for both ways so that we could track the package on each leg of its journey. I was a little bit apprehensive about timing — it was already early November and we were supposed to leave for Vietnam on December 14 — but unless something went wrong again, we should have enough wiggle room.

I felt less nervous when, upon tracking the package a few days later, we noticed that it had already arrived at the embassy, been processed, and been put back in the mail to us. It left Dulles on November 8. I tracked it again on November 12, and noticed that the status had been updated to “Delivered” on November 10. I was a bit confused by this, since we hadn’t seen the package in our box, but Kenny reasoned that “Delivered” probably meant “delivered to local post office,” and that we should sit tight a bit longer, especially since mail delivery could’ve been slow due to Veteran’s Day.

Still nothing a couple of days later, so I sent an email out to our homeowner’s association to check whether anyone had gotten our package by mistake (this happens all the time). I heard back from almost everyone pretty quickly, and I reached a few others by phone or in person. No one had seen it.

It turns out it’s impossible to get a phone number for your local post office. The best I could do was call the central USPS customer service line and explain the situation. The gentleman from USPS looked up the status of my package and said, “yes, miss, it looks like your package was delivered on November 10.” I told him, “I know, that’s what I saw on the USPS website, but I haven’t seen the package. Do you have any record of where it was delivered to?” “No miss, only that it was delivered.” He opened a support ticket for me and told me I would get a call from the Capitol Hill post office. Which I did, the very same night. The conversation I had with the postmaster was very similar to the one I had with the customer service rep. Her records showed that the package was delivered, I insisted that I hadn’t seen it. She even got the mail carrier on the line, who swore up and down that she had delivered the package (which seemed suspect to me for two reasons: our normal mail carrier is a male; and with all the packages that mail carriers deliver each day, would they really remember each individual package they delivered and whether each one made it into the correct box?)

So much for the USPS, we were running out of time and we figured that someone else had already skipped town with our passports dressed in Lauren and Kenny costumes. Kenny put in a rush order (3-5 days) for a copy of his birth certificate (fortunately I had mine). I made an appointment with the downtown Seattle passport office to apply for expedited passports on Tuesday (the day before we left for LA for Thanksgiving) — we figured we’d have Kenny’s birth certificate by then.

We were now getting very nervous about timing. Even if we did get our new passports within 14 business days of applying, that wouldn’t leave enough time for new visas. Maybe we should fly down to San Francisco and get them in person at the consulate there? We also read about a service that issues visas that can be picked up at the Hanoi airport, so we tentatively planned on doing that (although we couldn’t apply for anything until we knew our new passport numbers). We also came up with a contingency plan:

  • We would arrive at Hanoi, and plan to pick up our visas there.
  • If for some reason something went wrong and there were no visas for us in Hanoi, we’d fly to Phnom Penh and enjoy the Cambodian part of our vacation a couple weeks early. While there, we’d apply for new Vietnam visas (it is supposed to be easy to get Vietnam visas in Cambodia).
  • If that failed, we’d ditch the Vietnam plan altogether and go to Thailand.

All in all, it didn’t seem like such a bad plan. We’ve been meaning to visit Thailand anyway. High class problems, eh?

This past Sunday (two days before our downtown passport appointment), we saw our next-door neighbor walking into his condo carrying a huge pile of mail. Kenny even looked over at him and said pseudo-bitterly to me, “he has a Priority Mail envelope, why can’t we get one?” When we got up to our door a minute later, we noticed a Priority Mail envelope sitting our doorstep — the same one we had seen our neighbor carrying. The address was written in my handwriting. It was the return envelope we had sent along with our passports to D.C. We opened it, and our passports were inside, with brand new multiple-entry visas.

Kenny knocked on our neighbor’s door, and when he answered, gave him a big hug. Our neighbor looked a bit sheepish and said, “sorry guys, I haven’t checked my mail in a week.”

He had been the first to respond to my email to the homeowner’s association letting me know that he hadn’t seen anything. I would’ve thought that he would have checked his f*&%ing mailbox before telling me he hadn’t received my package, but really, I was too relieved to be angry.

Anyway, if you’ve actually read this far, everything is resolved. We leave for Vietnam on December 14, as originally planned, and we’ll be able to make our side trip to Cambodia.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Protecting American Citizens from Snow Globe Threats

Kenny and I spent the weekend in New York for the wedding of his college friend Dave and fiancee Jodi. We had two absolutely amazing encounters with TSA agents on our way home through JFK.

Amazing Encounter #1
We entered the security line and presented our IDs and boarding passes to the TSA agent. He studied Kenny’s ID, then his boarding pass, then his ID again with an inquisitive look on his face.

AGENT: Do you go by a different name than the one on your driver’s license?
KENNY: I go by Kenny.
AGENT: Well, that’s not what your license says. Your license says Kenneth but your boarding pass says Kenny. Do you have any documentation that states you are allowed to go by an alternate name? I can’t let you through without it.
KENNY: incredulous, unable to speak…
The TSA agent’s manager observes that there is some confusion and comes by to see what is afoot.
MANAGER: Can I help with something here?
AGENT: His boarding pass says Kenny, but his ID says Kenneth.
MANAGER: in a strong Brooklyn accent, Kenny is Kenneth. Kenneth is Kenny. It’s the same name. Shakes his head.
AGENT: Oh, okay…

Amazing Encounter #2
Once we had cleared the confused boarding pass agent, we emptied our belongings out onto the conveyor belt so that they could be X-rayed. As a gift to each of their wedding guests, Dave and Jodi had made personalized snow globes with photos of each guest. Ours featured a photo of us in front of the Parthenon. Since it contained liquid, I had decided to pack the snow globe in my Ziploc bag along with my toiletries. I had even joked to Kenny before we arrived at the airport that it would be hysterical if the snow globe got confiscated by security.

Sure enough, once my bin made its way through the X-ray machine, a TSA agent asked me if it was mine, and pulled out the snow globe. “You can’t take a snow globe on an airplane!” he scolded. “Why not?” I asked. Once again, a manager interfered, rolled his eyes at his underling, and told me to take the snow globe.

Don’t you feel safer knowing that the Department of Homeland Security is protecting us from lethal snow globes?

Via Daily Kos, it seems there have been some recent suspicions of terrorist dry runs involving some unorthodox but potentially explosive materials:

Airport security officers around the nation have been alerted by federal officials to look out for terrorists practicing to carry explosive components onto aircraft, based on four curious seizures at airports since last September.

seizures at airports in San Diego, Milwaukee, Houston and Baltimore included “wires, switches, pipes or tubes, cell phone components and dense clay-like substances,” including block cheese, the bulletin said. “The unusual nature and increase in number of these improvised items raise concern.”

I suppose if a hunk of gouda can be unsafe, one should not trust a snow globe.

Tikal Sunrise

We rose before dawn today for a sunrise tour of Tikal. The organized tours are the only way to get into the park for the sunrise – it is closed to all other visitors. We and several other tour groups climbed up to the top of Templo IV for some great views. After the sunrise, our tour guide took us around the park to climb the temples and learn about the history of Tikal. We ended up seeing all the same sights that we saw yesterday, but it was nice to get some context this time around.

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View of the sunrise from Templo IV

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View from Templo IV

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Howler monkeys up in the trees

We got to see the howler monkeys that we only heard last night. I took a video of the monkeys up in the trees to capture their unique growling sound:

I also saw a few spider monkeys (monos aranas en Espanol) and toucans.

We had planned to stay in Tikal two nights, but after our leisurely afternoon exploration yesterday and our sunrise tour this morning, we felt like we had done Tikal. Fortunately tours and transportation just seem to fall into your lap in this part of the world. Cesar, our sunrise tour guide, was taking a minibus full of people back to Flores at noon. He told us we could hop on for Q30 (about $4) per person. We figured we’d spend a night in Flores and try to find transit down to Coban (a six- or seven-hour bus ride) tomorrow. It turns out our minibus driver could get us another minibus down to Coban this very afternoon. We didn’t know much about the whole Guatemalan system of minibuses before we got here, but it seems they’re all connected and the operators all know each other.

So now, six hours later, we’re in Coban, we had no problem checking into our hotel a day early, and we’ve got a day trip booked for Semuc Champey tomorrow.

Tikal

We hitched a morning ride over the Guatemalan border to Tikal with Mayawalk, the same outfit that took us to the ATM. We got into Tikal early enough that we were able to spend several hours exploring the park before dark (we had originally expected that we wouldn’t enter the park until tomorrow). We’ve also signed up for a sunrise tour tomorrow morning (4:45am!).

Every temple in the park can be climbed, and many of them involve rickety wooden staircases. We took advantage and got some fantastic views of the park. Kenny had a lot of fun photographing toucans, monkeys, and other wildlife, but the photos only came out so-so. We blame the equipment. ;)

Just as the sun was setting, I heard a loud growling noise. When I asked Kenny what he thought it was, he answered, “I don’t know, my stomach?” But then we heard it again, and again, from several different directions. We had heard that there were jaguars in the area, and started to grow concerned. The growls certainly sounded like they could have been uttered by very large cats. Eventually the growls became so frequent that we figured either (a) we were about to become jaguar prey or (b) we must be mistaken in our jaguar hypothesis. We found another tourist and asked her if she knew what the growling was. She laughed, and told us that they were not jaguars, but that she had made the same mistake we had. After consulting with her companion for the correct English name, she announced that the growls around us were coming from howler monkeys. You’d have to hear the sound to believe it, but we were shocked that a monkey could make such a sound. We looked up in the trees to see if we could spot any on our walk back to our hotel, but unfortunately they were very well hidden.

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Our first temple sighting after entering the park

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Kenny climbing on a temple

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Me and Kenny and one of the Gran Plaza temples

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In the Gran Plaza

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Templo V involved a very high rickety ladder.

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The view from Templo V