Hey Mickey You’re So Fine

This week, Texas lawmakers tackled the controversial issue of sexy cheerleading.

Representative Al Edwards, who introduced the bill, does not explicitly define sexy cheerleading but offers the following guidance:

“Any adult that’s been involved with sex in their lives, they know it when they see it,” he said.

I’m so glad they’ve cleared that one up.

Update 05/12/2005: Sometimes sarcasm is difficult to detect in writing. In case the poor commenter was confused, I’m not actually in favor of this type of legislation…