Anjali sent me a link to this wiki, which has rewritten lyrics to all of your favorite Xmas carols. All about beef.
Here’s an excerpt from one of my favorites:
Bessie the bovine
was a jolly happy calf
With a spotted hide and pointy horns,
and a loud moo for a laugh.
Bessie the bovine is a fairy tale they say
She was made of beef
but the vegans speak
of how she came to talk one day
There must have been some magic in
that old cow bell they found
For when they placed it on her neck
she began to shout aloud
I don’t celebrate Christmas or eat beef, but I enjoyed these very much.
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